what do you think would happen if you gave a turtle some cocaine?

Tyler Sova - "He'd speed up his processes more, most likely eating and digesting"

Erik Moore - "It would die"

Ilenia Madelaire - "He'd go to da club"

Neesa Hussein - "It would start breakdancing"

Christina Jimenez - "I think he would start hanging out with my old roommate"

Jamal Diab - "Death... Wait, are you telling me a joke?"

Absinthe Algaier - "It would start beating its turtle wife"

Scott Burr - "It would die"

Dan Parker - "Let's get some coke for Scott's turtle"

Jenna Caldwell - "Absolutely nothing"