dear blog enthusiasts

i thought of more stuff that happened

1. today at work while i was attempting to slice an orange with a shitty cheese knife that came in one of those hickory farm gift boxes, i lost my grip and thrust the offending blade deep into the flesh that is my thumb.

2. i bought a microphone from a man on ebay then remembered i don't have a debit card with which to pay this person.

3. i had a delicious salmon dinner.